Dead celebrity endorsements.

Of corpse the business of “dead celebrity endorsements on social media” is alive and doing well.

Today’s technology dead celebrity endorsements death watch report update continues with “The Tamagotchi Cemetery”

John McAfee has been in jail in Spain for seven months now and he “says he’s stunned by the price of Dogecoin”

If your smartphone is unable to send or receive messages using the Telegram app your nightmare is now over.

Apparently this needs to be repeated:
“Stop using your work laptop or phone for personal stuff”

Reports are in that say “Spotify is raising prices for lots of its plans” because of course they are, and reasons.

Believe it or not, the US Pentagon has explained the “odd transfer of 175 million IP addresses to an obscure company”

Reports are in that say “Toyota is buying Lyft’s autonomous car division for $550 million” because why the heck not:

According to this report “the first Bitcoin ETF launched on the Brazilian market” has so far raised about $112 million.

Sort of news : Tesla sold $272 million in bitcoin.

But wait, there’s more:

“as its adjusted earnings reached the $1 billion mark for the first time.”