A “sugar daddy” is more than a caramel candy on a stick.
Bitcoin mining uses more electricity than Argentina.
Evita last seen whimpering while looking for flashlight batteries.
Attention married men in Taiwan.
Attention married men in Taiwan: If you try to tell your wife that your PlayStation 5 console is an air purifier she will eventually discover the truth.
Smartphones are color correcting the apocalypse.
“our smartphones are color correcting the apocalypse”.